Manyuchi, Nancy and Sundry
Watching Charles Manyuchi battle Patrick Allotey for the WBC
Welterweight title, I was left with more than my fair share of frustration at
how the fight panned out. Despite some animated and loud promotion of the fight, it yielded little in the way of
excitement and felt more like one of those comedy shows that is not funny. And
is often the case in such a comedy show, the audience swiftly find something
else to amuse themselves with.
Thankfully, the curtain raiser went some way towards
justifying the boxing bout’s value for money. The irrepressible Catherine Phiri
in the space of three two minute rounds, managed to so bewilder her German opponent
( I need to say I have seen better looking Germans in my life) with a barrage
of punches that she was lucky to only hit the canvas four times. Which times
the umpire thought were enough to hand the bout and the belt to Catherine
Phiri.
Now I like Catherine. She speaks very good English and her
wide mouth is a treasure in the parts that I hail from. However, how she
juggles a budding boxing career and the rigours of school is largely a mystery
to me. The few people I have consulted seem to be leaning towards the fact that
women are endowed with a unique ability to multi-task that men can never fully
comprehend. To many, it doesn’t matter. She boxes good, and that is all that
matters. I suppose I need to look at the bigger picture.
I wish I could say the same about Charles Manyuchi, whose
prematch routine of “reading” the Bible baffles me at best and is a waste of
time at worst. Perhaps his actions are in keeping with Knights errants of old
who committed themselves to God and their chosen mistress before embarking on
any type of combat. But let us not get ahead of ourselves, I wonder what
prayers Manyuchi offers as he reads the bible.. “God give me strength to beat the
brains out of one of your creatures?’.
What you do get with Manyuchi is entertainment, bordering on
the comical and absurd. Unfortunately you need more than that to be a good
boxer. On this occasion, he came out flying, his limbs splaying like and
Octopus, indiscriminately throwing punches with such rapidity you would think
he was fighting both Allotey and his imaginary friends. Unfortunately, it
turned out that Allottey contrary to the cast of boxers that has often blessed
Zambia with their presence for similar fights , was actually a somewhat decent
boxer. Landing a few decent punches on Manyuchi as he tried to wind his famous
windmill punch. Of course the windmill punch is a crowd favourite and so is the
jig of the hips and the thrusting of an unguarded face into the opponent. While these rather eccentric tricks draw
crowd adulation, Manyuchi should take care that they don’t end up defining him
as it happened in his fight with Allotey. He needs to be a boxer first and
foremost, and if he feels he cannot do away with the clowning, let him keep it
to the very bare minimum. If indeed he aims at facing Floyd Mayweather, he
might as well start now preparing.
In the end though, we have to thank the zealous South
African umpire for … well not ruining the match… it had already slipped into a
phase so boring Garfield would be envious) but for bringing it to such an
unsatisfactory end. Poor Manyuchi did not know whether to celebrate or cry.
Here was a winner who didn’t feel like they had won. Allotey on the other was a powder keg of fury claiming
he had been robbed of victory. I hope a re-match is organized soon.
And while we are on the subject of winners and losers, I
wish to congratulate my friend Nancy Nchimunya Handabile for the recognition
her work on Love Games received. She was nominated for African Magic Viewers Choice Awards best supporting actress in a TV
series or drama for her portrayal of ‘Progress”, a Tonga maid who ends up being
impregnated by the man of the house. Personally I find it highly satisfying that the audience warmed up to Progress in
the midst of the fake American accents and Brazilian hair portrayed by other characters. Progress mixes vernacular and English making for interesting conversation that can only be as a result of Nancy's skills at improvisation. As
someone who has often spoken about how vacuous, superficial and lacking in
depth most of our local programming is, Nancy’s character is a breath of fresh
air.
So here is to Nancy and as someone who knows what you are
capable of, I can safely say, there is more where that came from.
Keith,
ReplyDeleteI haven't watched these boxing bouts in a while hence i am limited in what i can say. But I have watched Manyuchi's comical acts in the ring before and i always fear in the long run it will work against his professional development. Serious fight promoters will think he is not professional hence will not want to stage his fights.
Speaking of Nancy and her exploits in Love games TV series, she has done a great job and she has really is a convincing act on the show and really deserved the MVCA nomination and probably award.