Of Entertainers and Celebrities
To the saying “sex sales” we should add “voyeur sales too”.
I mean what better example of voyeur would anyone come up with than an entire continent
huddled in front of their television sets watching sixteen strangers in some
house that is fitted with twenty four hour surveillance. Paying good money for
that I might add and for an extra fee being able to watch the housemates
shower.
I will side-step the moral arguments for or against Big Brother as they would constitute a whole column on their own.
I don’t get Big Brother, many reality shows and by extension
soap operas. To me they constitute at best a time-wasting indulgence by its
religious followers and at worst an unhealthy obsession to the extent of it
being a psychological disease.
Frankly my idea of fun or a pastime is more creative than
drooling at sixteen housemates, following their every sigh and word. Honestly I
would rather take a jog than tune in to watch the housemates shower, fart, crap
and analyse their every statement intended or accidental, real or perceived.
John De Mol, whose brainchild Big Brother is would certainly disagree with me, having created
a multi-million dollar franchise out of it. He obviously correctly
calculated the insatiable voyeurism of the human race. You only have to count
the number of beauty pageants and the number of hours people spend hooked to
soap operas to realize that they are willing to pay in order to engage in
voyeur.
A trip to my regular barber last week had me seething with
anger when I realized the telly had Big Brother on. I endured my forty five
minutes of having my haircut being subjected to watching a couple of guys sleep
their hangover away. My polite request to change the channel to BBC was swiftly
ignored. I probably am too dumb to get it, but watching people sleep has never
ever qualified for entertainment in my book.
I kind of empathise with Maureen Nkandu Mundeya when upon
Cherise Makubale (Zambia’s BBA winner) being given a diplomatic passport, she
remarked that in spite of her years of diligent service to the journalistic
profession culminating in her being the first Zambian to anchor a News and
current affairs programme on BBC she had never been awarded a diplomatic
passport, let alone been invited to State House for dinner. Maureen got a lot
of flack for her comments with some claiming she was just bitter and should let
Cherise enjoy her moment.
No one was trying to
steal Cherise’s moment except to note the lack of a proper criterion our world
has for assigning celebrity status. At times all you need is to spend thirteen
or less weeks in some house in South Africa, allow cameras to follow you twenty
four seven and walla! You are a celebrity.
I read something on Sulu, one of the two Zambian BBA
contestants (Although he since been evicted).
The article referred to him as an “entertainer”. The BBA bio indicated
that he was a taxi- driver. I suspect the article was trying to justify Sulu’s
celebrity and the hundreds of fans that greeted his arrival at Kenneth Kaunda
International Airport. And therein lies the problem.
To me, being a celebrity is supposed to answer one basic
question. That question is: “What have you done?”. To which question Wole
Soyinka would reply “I was the first African to win a Nobel Prize for
literature” or Steve Jobs would say “I founded Apple”. The question would
elicit a response from Professor Lameck Goma saying “I was the first guy to
dissect a mosquito”. I am sure you get the point.
Ask the same question to Sulu, Cleo or Cherise and they will
most likely answer, “I was in the Big Brother House”. Which answer does not
answer the question. The question is “what have you done?” and not “Where have
you been”.
Now trust me, I have nothing against people who participate
in BBA. I actually hear from my sister that Sulu was quite hilarious during his
time in the house. I just don’t think they have earned their celebrity status
like some of the examples I have given above. And if truth be told, that is not
their problem. Who is to dispute society’s criteria for bestowing celebrity
status? Individually I have my own criterion which entails answering the
question I posed above, and answering it well. However if society has decreed, I
have no choice but to live with it.
That said, it is difficult to imagine a parent advising
their child to grow up and one day become a contestant in the Big Brother
House.
I suspect we collectively are so thirsty for celebrity that
we go to extreme lengths to fill that void. It is a pity that those that go to
university and excel, those that are excelling at their vocations, those that are
re-defining their sphere of operation rarely get to be in this realm. Those who
spend endless nights solving mathematical problems, those that have been
putting an honest shift writing books, making real music and filling newspaper
columns rarely get the adulation that their hard work deserves.
Instead we have “entertainers” whose only claim to
entertainment is spending a few weeks in a house under twenty four hour
surveillance.
Keith, it seems to me celebrity is now defined as "having been on TV". The reason it is so is that, your face is highly recognisable. Amon Simutowe, the first Zambian chess grand master doesnt fall in any category of Celebrity, while Talia the Zambian Big brother house mate who had sex in in the house last year can get a TV interview at every corner.
ReplyDeleteI had this discussion with Linda Chakulunta Tembo, the former sounds arcade TV show presenter alongside her now husband Franklin Tembo jr. She doesnt consider herself as a celebrity but constantly says she is just another face that once was on TV. According to her - "It is a better life, she can take a walk to the nearest grocery without the gossip suggesting she is 'finished'. She can jump on a bus to work when her car is faulty, without having to incur unnecessary costs like car hire." By the way our local celebrities do a lot of hiring of cars to just to be seen driving different vehicles every now and then.
Really, hiring cars just to keep up appearances? Pretty pathetic. Although to be honest, the so-called celebrities are hardly to blame, they are thrust into their positions by society and unfortunately they too play to the gallery.
ReplyDeleteI am sure Sulu is now guaranteed a year's supply of interviews, girls and free entry into clubs. What did he do? He was on Big Brother...laughable.
Thanks for the support mate.
Good article!
ReplyDeleteThis same wrong perception of a celebrity is pushing our young people to seek cheap careers, with very little hard work as long as there is a way to get on the box that others will watch. Rightly put being in big brother does not make one a name worth to be posted on our walls.
Thanks Nyalubinge.
ReplyDelete